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| Pop Culture Comedy Entry 1: Hornet's Hair |
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TINA KNOWLEDGEABLE PEDEN'S POP CULTURE DICTIONARY (Entry 1) What is Hornet's Hair? Hornets Hair is a sorry-ass spectacle in which a stupid male or lazy female dyes their hair blonde, but when their black roots grow back, they don't re-dye them blonde again, LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO! Thus, giving their hair a hornets-like appearance. "I will now use this phrase in a couple of sentences to clarify its meaning." "Waitress, i've tried and i've tried but I can't seem to get your tacky-lookin' hornets hair off of my brand new ten thousand dollar Brooks Brothers suit. How will I explain this to my wife and mistress?" "Hey mom, that lady over there has long hornets hair just like you. Is she a dime-store hooker, too?" "Chef, we've run out of meat for the beef stew perhaps you can put a couple of chunks of your nasty-ass hornets hair in it instead." |
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