ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS:

1. Your mother must have at least once in your childhood/youth washed or wiped some dirt off of your face with a glob of her nasty spit.

2. Daughter or son must have been totally grossed out and very embarrased by this.

3. Mom must have spit-cleansed her daughter or son in a public place. This also includes being spit-cleansed in front of family members.

4. Daughter or son must have questioned her mother’s sanity for using her spit as a facial cleanser.

Remember, only a select few are admitted into this prestigious club! You should feel honored and proud OF.........?

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