According to Wikipedia, DRUNK DIALING is a pop-culture term denoting an instance in which an intoxicated individual places phone calls that he or she would not likely place if sober.

At this time I would like to give a shout out to the White man who started it all by letting his *hit-faced fingers do the walking and the voicemails do the talking on the internet, Mr. Pat “The Insider” O’Brien!

Hooray!

Hey Pat, wanna’ Heineken to go with that TracPhone?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Just kiddin’ White brother.

But dude, seriously!

To finish reading the rest of my story please click on Pat O’Brien’s Drunk Voicemails Rule!