(Definition) What is the Green Movement - A phrase referring to individual action that a person can consciously take to curb harmful effects on the environment through consumer habits.

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"Thank you for calling the Anti-Green Movement Hotline, The 10 Ways How Not To Go Green At Work Edition."

"The purpose of this hotline is to give people who don't give a rat's butt about the environment bogus tips on how to piss off those irritatingly responsible environmental dogooders."

"Office Energy Waster Tip Number 1: Waste The Hell Out Of Light!" 

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