Oh rock n’ roll gods, say it ain’t so!

Say it!

I said say it!

(I’m like totally all up in your face!)

Say it! Say it! Say it!

At this time, I would like to send a shout out to the late Sam Kinison!

Hey Sam, I really miss your comedic genius not to mention all that kick-ass shouting you used to do oh so well!

White brother, you are truly missed!

Anyhoo back to the show!

I couldn’t believe it!

I still can’t believe it!

A couple of nights ago, I wish I hadn’t seen what I had seen!

But unfortunately I did and I just want to go straight to rock n’ roll heaven and die!

A couple of nights ago, I saw the worst thing that a rock n’ roll fan could ever truly see.

People, brace yourselves!

(I’m crying right now!)

Boo hoo hoo!

I saw one of the greatest songs of the rock n’ roll era used in a cheesy-ass commercial!

Sacrilege!

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