It’s not like you’ve ever heard of Miss Iowa or Miss Idaho taking the crown in a beauty pageant. Well, at least not since the 1950’s, but I digress.

It’s always states like New York, California or Texas who wins.

Speaking of the devil, Miss Texas took home the crown at the Miss USA pageant this year. Surprise, surprise!

Personally, i’m so sick of the monopoly that the above states have on some of these beauty pageants. Do I smell a little payola going on?

At this time, I would like to send a shout out to legendary rock n’ roll disc jockey, Alan Freed! (Thank you white brother! Rock n’ Roll totally rules! I love ya’!)

I mean, New York, California and Texas need to step back and give other states a chance too no matter how ugly or untalented that their representatives may be.

Every state deserves a fair shot.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Miss USA.