After a long hard day of lying, smiling and ass-kissing, I have always wondered one thing about the current presidential candidates.

What kind of soap do they use.

I know it ain’t a “rocket science” question but it’s certainly a relevant one.

I gotta’ keep it real!

I’m totally against a stinky-ass president in the White House and i’m sure Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain would agree.

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