STEP 1: Sign up to be on a reality tv show. Preferably on VH-1 reality tv show, i.e. Celebrity Fit Club, even though you really don’t need to lose any weight.

P.S. Erin Moran is about 124 pounds! Big woo, honey! You’re still a skinny heifer! You must need the money bad! The rent must be due!

At this time, I would like to send a shout out to washed up 70’s sitcom star, Erin Moran of Happy Days! Girl, where in the hell have you been for the last 24 years! I guess things haven’t been.....................

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.
These days are all,
Happy and Free. (Those Happy Days)

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