"From mild-mannered school teacher to smokin' hot grammy award-winning vocalist."

"Where did it all go so terribly wrong?"

"SHERYL CROW, PORTRAIT OF A P-E-R-F-O-R-A-T-E-D P-S-Y-C-H-O!"

"Tear it off on the dotted line, honey!"


"To Lance Armstrong bike ornament to break-up with Lance Armstrong roadkill."

"Where did it all go so terribly wrong?"

"SHERYL CROW, PORTRAIT OF A P-E-R-F-O-R-A-T-E-D P-S-Y-C-H-O!"

"Tear it off on the dotted line, honey!"


"She seemed so sweet." (Evil Laugh.) "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"She seemed so tame." (Evil Laugh.) "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"Nobody knew that this chick was insane!" (Evil Laugh.) "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"SHERYL CROW, PORTRAIT OF A P-E-R-F-O-R-A-T-E-D P-S-Y-C-H-O!"

"Tear it off on the dotted line, honey!"

(To read more of this parody of Sheryl Crow's odd request to conserve toilet paper please click on the link below.)