"What's up with all of these toothpaste companies making "sensitive" toothpaste or toothpaste for "sensitive" teeth?  I mean can somebody tell me when our teeth became such wimps!  Before you use "sensitive" toothpaste do you have to take some kind of sensitivity training so that you don't offend it?  If you use "sensitive" toothpaste how do you get it out of the tube?  I don't think that you're allowed to squeeze it.  Do you have to talk to the "sensitive" toothpaste in a nice soothing voice and hope that it will come out of the tube?  Can people who just had a nervous breakdown use "sensitive" toothpaste?  In other words, is Britney Spears allowed to go near it?"