Sometimes I feel like I need an accountant or budgeting software to control my out of control spending when it comes to necessities like butter pecan ice cream, maple walnut ice cream, black olives, any kind of backless shoes, books by Mary Higgins Clark, cute clothes, etc. 

I hate budgeting!  Whoever invented that word obviously didn't have any fashion sense, good taste in books and had a lousy palate.  

P.S.  They also obviously had an abundance of body hair, had a lot of dandruff and had feet fungus.