Comedy Skit Title: MDS Masculine Deodorant Spray, a parody of FDS Feminine Deodorant Spray

 

(Male actor/comedian sings the following jingle while holding up a fake can of MDS Masculine Deodorant Spray)

 

LYRICS:

I love my MDS Masculine Deodorant Spray

It keeps my penis fresh and stinky odor away

I spray it on my penis and underwear, one-two-three sometimes four times a day

So I can feel clean fresh and confident throughout the day

Yes that's my beloved second deodorant, my MDS Masculine Deodorant Spray

So fellas, go out and buy yourselves a can of it today

So you can feel the same way I feel everyday

Lighthearted and extremely GAY

Because I use MDS Masculine Deodorant Spray on my penis, oh yes, on my penis everyday

MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

 

(Once the male actor/comedian finishes singing the jingle, he can then play a portion of the song, MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN by Shania Twain and basically start dancing around like a lunatic while at the same time singing along with Shania and spraying a fake can of MDS Masculine Deodorant Spray on his penal area, in the air, on his clothes, on other actors penal areas, on studio audience members, etc.)

 

P.S. If the fake MDS Masculine Deodorant Spray that was sprayed onto your skin breaks you out try skinceuticals to clear it up.