If you were to have a sleepover with some of your thirty-something friends in addition to pigging-out on cheesecake and double-fudge chocolate icecream, freezing your mother's best pair of gynormous granny panties and taking out the pom-poms and dancing around to Toni Basil's 1980's classic cheerleader song, Mickey you could also go outside and skip rope while singing "Cinderella, dressed in yellow, went upstairs to kiss her fellow, she made a mistake and kissed a snake, how many doctors will it take 1-2-3-4-5."

DILEMMA: What if after the fifth doctor, the jump rope suddenly breaks, what are a bunch of drunk out of their mind thirty-something women trying to re-live their childhood to do?

SOLUTION: The answer is not only easy breezy but sooo 2007. Simply go into the house and disconnect your computer's network cables and use them to jump rope with. Easy breezy! For more fun, sneak into your neighbor's house and borrow some of their network cables so you and your friends can double dutch jump rope! And don't forget to toilet paper the outside of your neighbor's house, put toothpaste all over their toilet seats and put shaving cream into their Cool Whip container.