TKP's Pop Culture Medical Dictionary (Word 4)

 

What is Strange Range Full-Frontal Attack?

 

A condition in which a person is suddenly shocked and stops breathing for 60 seconds when they find out that their microwave oven has broken down and they are hit head-on with the fact that they are going to have to make the EXTREME sacrifice of using their stove to cook their food like people used to do back in the olden days, circa 1979. This person also engages in alot of crying, plate-throwing, foot-stomping, microwave-banging, cursing and yelling due to having to cook their food in an old-fashioned stove.

 

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