TKP's Pop Culture Medical Dictionary (Word 2)

What is Shoeacidal?

Extreme depression suffered by a woman, gay male or metrosexual over seeing a cute pair of shoes that would look great on them but unfortunately can't buy them because they are too expensive or they are broke. This depression often leads to thoughts of ending their life when in reality there's no chance in hell that these individuals would ever harm themselves. These individuals are simply being melodramatic over not being able to buy themselves a cute pair of shoes that they desperately want.

Hey California gals, do you have over 1,000 pairs of cute shoes in your closet and 50 more on layaway and are a little bit strapped for cash, if so, try obtaining a California Mortgage Refinance.