Celine Dion’s Las Vegas concert extravaganza at Caesars Palace will close on Dec. 15, 2007 after a nearly five-year run.  “As we prepare ourselves to say goodbye, I know this will be the best year yet,” Dion said in a statement Thursday outlining production changes for the show’s final year.  The Grammy award-winning singer, who signed a three-year, $100 million contract, started the splashy gig, titled “A New Day,” in March 2003. The run was later extended through 2007.

News Story Correction:  The year 2008 will be Las Vegas' best year because Celine will no longer be singing!  Yeah!  Everybody say P-A-R-T-Y! 

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE:  The Las Vegas real estate owned by Celine Dion will go up for sale on January 1, 2008 but not before it has been extensively fumigated to get rid of all traces of this lame singer's scent and presence.