Whoever said that pens are mightier than swords needs to have their heads examined. Oh, somebody pulls a ballpoint pen on me in a fight, oh i'm so scared! I can think of alot of things mightier than pens. Here are a couple: my breath in the morning, my boyfriend's three day old gym socks, my mother's meatloaf and my dog's bowel movement. Now, take that mighty ballpoint pen!