Hey Barkeep, do you want to be the next Sam Mayday Malone? If so, here are the requirements:
1. You must be a single good-looking man
2. Who drives a corvette
3. Has a neurotic and uptight ex-girlfriend named Diane
4. Only hires waitresses that are petite and rude
5. Has a lame-ass friend who is a mailman
6. Has a kick-ass friend who doesn't have a steady job and
drinks alot of beer
7. Has a daybed in his office at the bar from Powell furniture
for his afternoon trysts with any good-looking woman with
a pulse
8. Once was a major league baseball player
9. Who had an alcohol problem but is sober now
10. And currently has a huge bald spot in the back of the head which
is covered with a toupee
2. Who drives a corvette
3. Has a neurotic and uptight ex-girlfriend named Diane
4. Only hires waitresses that are petite and rude
5. Has a lame-ass friend who is a mailman
6. Has a kick-ass friend who doesn't have a steady job and
drinks alot of beer
7. Has a daybed in his office at the bar from Powell furniture
for his afternoon trysts with any good-looking woman with
a pulse
8. Once was a major league baseball player
9. Who had an alcohol problem but is sober now
10. And currently has a huge bald spot in the back of the head which
is covered with a toupee
P.S. You might also want to take a trip to Boston to see the pub that inspired the hit series, Cheers. For more info, click on Cheers Boston.
