Here's A Metabolism Booster Tip: Workout To Jennifer Love Hewitt's Music! & Hey Greasy Spoon Owners: Turn Over A New Algae Leaf!

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Here's A Metabolism Booster Tip: Workout To Jennifer Love Hewitt's Music! & Hey Greasy Spoon Owners: Turn Over A New Algae Leaf!
03.13.07 (3:43 pm)   [edit]

Here is a metabolism booster tip: If you are trying to boost your metabolism, consider doing some cardiovascular exercises like riding a stationary bike or walking on a treadmill for two miles a day to some music recorded by Jennifer Love Hewitt. Doing this guarantees that you will burn an exorbitant amount of calories and fat each day primarily due to fact that you are trying to get the workout over with as quickly as possible so that you don't have to hear this big-breasted woman who had no business playing Audrey Hepburn sing any longer than you have to. Man, this chick can't sing! I wish somebody would clue her in on how bad she is.

 

Are you a greasy spoon owner? Do you want to turn over a new leaf? If so, here are some tips. First, get rid of the 6 cans of used grease that you store in Crisco cans in your kitchen. Second, get rid of the 29 bags of frozen hamburger patties and 30 bags of frozen french fries in your freezer. Third, get rid of the 175 packages of Twinkies and 80 cans of Mountain Dew sitting on your counter. Fourth, take a nice long break because getting rid of that much junk food can really wear a person with clogged arteries out. Fifth, do what a lot of health conscious people in San Diego do and replace the junk food that you threw out with alot of green leafy salads chocked full of vegetables and healthy beverages like Alive and Naked Juice's Green Machine which contain Algae. (Algae can help to detoxify the body, increase energy and control appetite/cravings.)

 

 

 


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