tBlog - Tammy Faye could be 30 pounds lighter if she got rid of all that make-up! & North Carolina Chef Tapes Toilet Paper To His Shoe On Purpose!

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North Carolina Chef Joe Don Morgan loves a good prank because according to him, he's so good at pulling them. At the 50th annual Outer Banks North Carolina Culinary awards which were held at Chauncey Square Mall, Chef Morgan taped six squares of Charmin toilet paper to the heel of his cowboy boot while 50 Chefs and 1,000 spectators watched. Then he loudly walked and tap danced around the mall pointing out the toilet paper stuck to his boot to anyone who was stupid enough to say that they hadn't noticed it. After several complaints from Chef Morgan to mall security to order them to take the toilet paper off of his boot, mall security finally complied with his request but were stunned when Chef Morgan started yelling, "Please don't squeeze the Charmin! Please don't squeeze the Charmin!" as they tried to remove the toilet paper from his boot as he requested. At the publishing of this article, Chef Morgan is currently resting comfortably at Charmin Hospital and Respite in Outer Banks North Carolina.