tBlog - Is it N'Sync or N'Stink, I get confused? & Astronaut Lisa Nowak's Mom Says, "She Ain't No Kin Of Mine!"

In April 2003 when N'Sync was still lukewarm, Chris Kirkpatrick purchased a three-story home in the community of Vizcaya in Orlando, Florida. Chris' home is worth roughly 1.5 million and includes six bedrooms, four and 1/2 bathrooms, and a lagoon-style swimming pool. Well Chris since N'Stink, sorry, I mean N'Sync is no more and has gone bye, bye, bye and so has alot of the money that you earned, you and the rest of your bandmates except Justin Timberlake might want to pool your money and purchase a couple of beautiful Orlando Town Homes to give yourselves the appearance of looking successful. Maybe then a record company will have the courage to touch you guys.

In an even more bizarre twist to the "Astronaut Love Triangle", Common Sense Nowak, astronaut Lisa Nowak's mom has obtained the services of Busted Dreams one of the country's top dna testing services. Common Sense Nowak is hoping the dna testing firm can prove that Lisa Nowak is not her child and that there was a mix-up at the hospital resulting in her accidentally taking the wrong child. Common Sense Nowak believes that there is no way in hell Lisa could be her "real" child because no child of hers would ever do something as stupid as trying to kidnap and murder her lover's mistress. And no child of hers would throw her kick-ass career in the toilet for a harebrained scheme as stupid as the one Lisa Nowak was charged with. Common Sense Nowak is impatiently awaiting the results of the dna test and has gotten a temporary restraining order against her "daughter."