Are there any male painters out there who actually own a pair of pants that stay up?  I don't know if it is just me but every time I hire a painter or a friend hires a painter I end up seeing way more than I ever wanted to see when they bend over.  I wish choosing a painter was as easy as picking paint colors because I am really getting sick and tired of seeing hairy butt crack. I mean, come on!  Don't these guys have a wife or a mirror?