Misty Water-Colored Kiddie Memories Of The Way You Were, And Are Now:  Chronic headaches because your son knocked you upside the head with a baseball bat when you tried to teach him how to swing a bat.  Thanks, Tramadol!  Perp etual groin problems due to your two-year-old kicking the hell out of you with those hard white shoes with the metal bells on them!  Thanks, Tramadol!  A Sagging & throbbing butt from all of those boring plays that you had to attend and sit on those cold, flat fold-up chairs because the school was too cheap to invest in a few cushions.  Thanks, Tramadol!