To Marilyn Monroe, "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend." (Buy diamonds at http://www.abazias.com) But to me, "Onion Rings are a Girl's Best Friend" basically because they taste a whole lot better than diamonds do. I mean don't get me wrong, I know that there are probably some pretty good tastin' diamonds out there that I haven't tried yet but the diamonds that I have tried are all nasty and hard as a rock! Not to mention, could use a little seasoning salt. (Buy diamonds at http://www.abazias.com) When I pick out my engagement ring, I am going to buy the biggest and greasiest onion ring that I can find for my special day! Let's face it, a person only gets married once, so I am going to do it right and in style! When women see me walking down the street with a humongous onion ring on my finger, they are going to be so jealous of me because I am doing something that they subconsciously want to do but won't admit it. So instead of going with their hearts, they conform to what everybody else in the world does and wears a diamond ring instead of an onion ring on their special day. The fools! I SO PITY THE FOOLS! I REALLY REALLY REALLY PITY THE FOOLS! (And so does Mr. T!) (Buy diamonds at http://www.abazias.com) At this time, I would also like to send out some additional love to the best faux onion rings on the planet. "Hey Funyuns, what's up! I just wanted to tell you that I love you very much and if I can't find a decent onion ring to wear on my wedding day, you got the job! I love you very much and I also love you too Frito-Lay!" For more info on Funyuns, click on the following link. http://www.fritolay.com/fl/fl...