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Earlier this month, actress and temporary ornament of
Charlie Sheen,
DENISE RICHARDS had an altercation with the paparazzi at the River Rock Casino Resort in
Vancouver Canada. In an attempt to protect herself, Richards hurled the paparazzi's laptops off a balcony which ultimately struck two elderly women innocently sitting in the lobby upside the head.
Paramedics were called to the scene twelve hours later so that Richards had plenty of time to confer with her lawyer, publicist, stylist, psychic and personal assistant so that she could come up with a good excuse for knocking two elderly chicks upside the head with laptops. After Richard's posse came up with a suitable excuse, the elderly women were rushed to the nearest hospital. The elderly chicks were released from the hospital three hours later after only suffering minor brain damage.
At the time of this post, the two elderly women are currently independent representatives of author and motivational speaker Susan Powter. They currently can be seen on any street corner in
New York chanting, "Stop The Insanity! Bring Back The Draft! Stop The Insanity!
Bring Back The Draft!"
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Cary NC Real Estate.
