Guys, don't let psycho Norman Bates come between you and your date!

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Guys, don't let psycho Norman Bates come between you and your date!
11.07.06 (9:43 pm)   [edit]

Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 14) A Tip for the Guys: When planning a romantic getaway with that special lady, don't ever make a reservation at a motel named Bates! Guys, it doesn't matter if the beds in this motel are the most comfortable on the planet, the cuisine is cooked by Wolfgang Puck himself or that the motel is 100 feet away from the most beautiful white sand beach that you have ever seen. THE NAME OF THE MOTEL IS BATES!!! As in Norman Bates! From the Alfred Hitchcock movie, Psycho! The movie best known for Janet Leigh getting hacked up in the shower! Dude, wake up! You and your date would be spending the night at THE BATES MOTEL! Guys, no SANE woman would stay at The Bates Motel in her lifetime! And Guys, suggesting to your date that you should spend your romantic getaway at The Bates Motel may literally end your life time! Instead take her to a fun place like Orlando Florida and stay away from any motels in Orlando named Bates. A vacation in the Orlando beats staying at The Bates Motel hands down! Orlando offers its vacationers plenty of things to do and see, so Guys, go for it! For those Guys that I have talked out of taking their dates on a romantic getaway to the Bates Motel, thanks for listening to reason. For those Guys still determined to take their dates on a romantic getaway to The Bates Motel, I give my condolences and a big shout out to Norman Bates and his Mother!  I luv Orlando Vacation!

 

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