Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 11) A Tip for JFJ Gals! Junk Food Junkie Gals, don't eat healthy foods on your first date! Trust me Gals, nothing turns a potential suitor off more than seeing his date make multiple trips to the toilet every half hour because they decide to eat vegetables for the first time in over 20 years. Reality check JFJ Gals, YOUR STOMACH AND BOWELS CAN'T TAKE THAT HEALTHY CRAP! For god's sake, stick to those artery-clogging french fries, greasy hamburgers, and thick-ass cheesecakes that you normally eat! Trust me JFJ Gals, you may drop-dead from heart disease at an early age but at least you'll have a boyfriend or husband who can make your funeral arrangements. STAY AWAY FROM HEALTHY FOODS ON YOUR FIRST DATE! P.S. JFJ Gals, if you do decide to eat healthy foods on your first date, always carry a small can of air freshener to get rid of the stinky poop stench. You might also want to consider carrying a small package of sanitary wipes to clean off the little specks of poop from the toilet. Speaking of healthy foods, check out my new article, Fat-Free & Low-Cal Ice Cream Sundae Recipes. To view it, click on the link below. http://www.associatedcontent....

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