Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 5)

Play with it in a darkened movie theatre or at home in your locked bedroom, but Guys, NEVER, I repeat, NEVER, play with it while you are on a date! (Not unless your date is REALLY kinky.) Trust me Guys, nothing turns off a female faster than seeing a guy twirling his hair "playfully" around his finger and tossing it around like he is in one of those dopey shampoo commercials.

A woman won't hate you because you're beautiful, she'll hate you because you're totally lame!

(FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY: If you are a "man" out on a date and you suddenly are hit with a powerful "urge" to start twirling your hair around your finger or even worse, tossing it around like you are in one of those dopey shampoo commercial, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOUR DATE AS FAST AS YOU CAN! LEAVE THAT CHICK IN THE DUST! IMMEDIATELY SEEK OUT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WITH A GOOD-SIZED CHALKBOARD. GET PERMISSION TO GO INTO THE SCHOOL OR SIMPLY BREAK IN, AFTER ALL, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, AND THE POLICE WILL UNDERSTAND AND NOT ARREST YOU FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING. GO DIRECTLY TO THE CHALKBOARD AND WRITE THIS PHRASE, "I am Man hear me roar! I'm NOT gonna' play with it anymore!" WRITE THIS PHRASE ON THE CHALKBOARD AT LEAST 100 TIMES OR UNTIL THE "URGE" TO TWIRL AND TOSS THE HAIR SUBSIDES.)

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