This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!

Celine would have to PAY me to go out and buy a bottle of her perfume!  And in this instance, I would only accept CASH from Celine, I wouldn't accept any credit cards or personal checks from her!

I sure as hell am not wasting my own precious money on her toilet water perfume or Eau de Toilette, as she refers to it!  To be honest, I think when it comes to Celine Dion's perfume, toilet water perfume has such a nice ring, not to mention, smell to it!  

It's a damn shame when lame-ass celebrities have to pay people to go out and buy their *hit!  (The last word rhymes with bit, fit, hit, mitt, lit, pit, sit, and wit)