If you feel a fart coming on while you are having dinner with your date.....


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If you feel a fart coming on while you are having dinner with your date.....
07.30.05 (6:34 pm)   [edit]

Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 1)


When ordering food, stay away from foods that may give you gas! Trust me, guys and gals, nothing ruins a romantic dinner more than the smell of stinky-ass in the air! If you feel a fart coming on, do yourself, your date and everyone within breathing distance of your table a favor and excuse yourself and go to the nearest restroom as soon as possible! If a restroom is unavailable, tell your date that you need to get some fresh air, ALONE, then haul ass outside, pronto!

Hey, do you want some great dating tips on how to meet the man or woman of your dreams, if so, click on Dating Tips at the Datechest Blog.  Be sure to re-visit the blog periodically because it is updated regularly!

 


 

 


posted by: AnnieKaleigh (reply)
post date: 08.01.05 (3:17 am)

Oh, man, I needed a laugh today. That is so funny. I just so happen to love fart humor so that made my day.



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