(Definition) 

The phrase "Putting A Spring Break Boot Up Your College Kid's Ass" means that a parent cuts off their kid financially (i.e.  stopping payment on those college tuition payments) for basically acting like a pimp, prostitute, nasty ho, alcoholic and all-around jackass on Spring Break when he or she knows damn well they have been raised better than that.  But, basically for one week out of the year all of those values and morals that they were taught are thrown out of the window because the kid is miles away frome home and they think that Mom and Dad will never find out what they have been doing on Spring Break.

By "Putting A Spring Break Boot Up Your College Kid's Ass" a parent is basically saying that if you want me to pay for your college education, you better act like you got some damn sense (or at least be discreet) and not embarrass me, disgrace me, or make me bail you out of jail for lewd behavior or disorderly conduct.  You can have fun and party, but within reason.  Or else, you can get out of my house or the dorm room i'm paying for with my hard-earned money.  It has become very obvious by flashing your boobs to a Girls Gone Wild cameraman and 50,000 horny guys and girls, you have developed a new skill.  You just chose yourself a new part-time porno career and alot of porno stars make alot of money, so there is no need for me to pay for your college education any longer when it is so obvious you can do it yourself.  And that goes for the guys, too!

PARENTS:  For more info on unacceptable Spring Break behavior, click on the link below.  Hopefully you won't see any of your daughters on this website!  But if you do, my condolences.

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