Honey, when it comes to deodorant, I don't trust anything I can't see!

I want actual proof it's there!  I want the kind of deodorant that ruins my shirts and dresses.  I'll take "white chalky" deodorant over that new-fangled invisible deodorant anyday!  God knows what they put into invisible deodorant!  Half the stuff on the back of the deodorant bottle I either can't pronounce or define.  At times, this really makes me wonder.  (P.S.  I'm resting my chin on my hand)  Does anyone really know for sure if invisible deodorant is deodorant at all, if that makes any sense?

Tell me what you think.