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Earplugs Please: Thanksgiving Isn't Even Here Yet And Here Comes Rudolph & Frosty!
11.21.08 (2:13 pm)   [edit]

Omigod!

You’re kidding!

Not this early!

For heaven’s sake, Thanksgiving isn’t even here yet!

But here we go!

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows. All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” Then all the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in history!

To finish reading the rest of my story please click on Earplugs Please!
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Laughter Therapy Instablogs-Style Installment 2: Are You A Spit Sister Or Brother?
11.14.08 (1:56 pm)   [edit]

ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS:

1. Your mother must have at least once in your childhood/youth washed or wiped some dirt off of your face with a glob of her nasty spit.

2. Daughter or son must have been totally grossed out and very embarrased by this.

3. Mom must have spit-cleansed her daughter or son in a public place. This also includes being spit-cleansed in front of family members.

4. Daughter or son must have questioned her mother’s sanity for using her spit as a facial cleanser.

Remember, only a select few are admitted into this prestigious club! You should feel honored and proud OF.........?

To finish reading the rest of my humorous piece please click on Spit Sister/Brother!
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Laughter Therapy Instablogs-Style Installment 1: R.N.'s & ALCOHOL-SCENTED SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS RULE!
11.14.08 (1:54 pm)   [edit]

The general definition of R.N. is an individual trained to provide medical care under the supervision of a doctor after completing a course of nursing study and passing the proper examinations to become licensed and registered.

But folks, that crap’s irrelevant!

Because the R.N. i’m talking about doesn’t wear scrubs and terrorize the patients, “Nurse Ratched-Style.”

Dammit!

I’ll tell ya’ in that 1975 movie classic, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, that broad, Nurse Ratched, really had class!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Anyhoo, back to the show!

No, the R.N. this 38 Year Old Black Female is talking about is very low-brow and has a kind of 1980’s Jheri Curl wave to it minus all of the grease.

At this time I would like to stray away from my main subject again and give a “shout out” to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson and his 1980’s greasy-ass Jheri Curl and for being stupid enough to mix the two with a fireworks display.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Priceless!

Anyhoo, back to the show, again!

To finish reading the rest of my humorous piece please click on R.N.’s Rule!
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Guys, It's Major Taboo Talk Time About Women, Sex and Stretchmarks?!
11.04.08 (1:45 pm)   [edit]

What is sex?

Here are a couple of answers:

A. SEX is a way of distinguishing male and female members of a species, usually by referencing their reproductive functions.

B. SEX refers to intercourse, an act that can result in reproduction.

C. SEX refers to the genitals.

Well, the SEX that i’m talking about refers to all three.

Thank god!

(Low-down dirty laugh!)

But when a woman has stretch marks, the sex can literally be a pain in the butt!

Guys, heads-up!

Every woman wants to feel sexy and beautiful during sex and having stretch marks can take alot of the enjoyment out of it.

Guys, one of the biggest taboos of all time is that women are supposed to be physically perfect!

They’re supposed to look like all of those beautiful size 2 women that we all see in magazines like Maxim, Playboy and People.

They’re supposed to have perfect hair, facial features, teeth and a smokin’ smooth body devoid of any imperfection.

Guys, this ain’t reality!

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Stretchmarks Are The Badge Of A Real Woman!
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