Hey Obama!

Get used to it buddy, because it’s only the beginning!

If you can’t stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen because it’s only going to get more Gordon Ramsay!

Barack remember, there’s no crying in politics!

I said it before and i’ll say it again, Barack shut your yap!

Be a man and take your lumps like every other politician.

Listen up buddy!

You’re a public figure running for the most important ofice in the United States, i.e. Leader of the Free World.

Dude, let’s face it, when you’re running for this office, point blank, you’re gonna’ get made fun of!

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Don’t get me wrong, i’m a person all for unity (especially in Unity New Hampshire) but this is ridiculous not to mention totally hypocritical!

Am I the only person on the planet who finds the sudden “campaigning partnership” of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton a little weird not to mention totally hypocritical!

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What’s with the 20 something women of today?

Don’t these “girls gone wild” have any morals not to mention common sense?

Of course, we all know about high-priced hooker, Ashley Dupree’s affair with former New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer.

Now that all of the hoopla has died down about Ashley, along comes another happy hooker in the making to fill the void.

Enter now 20 something skank/aspiring singer, Diana Bianchi.

The 20 something nobody had an affair with a married man but not just any married man, this moron had an affair with Peter Cook otherwise known as Mr. Christie “Supermodel” Brinkley.

Can anybody out there say stupid!

Hey Diana, intelligent women know that you never mess with a supermodel’s man or there’ll be hell to pay!

Good going, Einstein!

Furthermore, this nasty-ass chick (and yes Diana I am referring to you) “claims” that she was sexually harrassed by Christie Brinkley’s philandering husband. She said he enticed her to his business with a promised doubled salary then proceeded to seduce her.

(Like I said before this chick is nothing but a happy hooker in the making.)

Diana also said that Cook took advantage of her.

Hey Diana, I agree that you were 19 years old which is young but girlfriend you were old enough to know right from wrong and sleeping with a married man is definitely wrong, Diana and you damn well know it!

Quit playin’ dumb!

Although in your defense I know that it probably isn’t an act, you are truly dumb.

Sorry Diana, I know that the truth can hurt sometimes but girl you know it’s true! Oooh, oooh, oooh, I love you!

P.S. Milli Vanilli totally sucks!

Anyhoo back to the show!

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