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Michelle Obama Took A Page Right Out Of The Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Handbook Of Cute Clothing!
06.24.08 (4:16 pm)   [edit]

Michelle Obama wore a cute little black and white dress on her guest stint on the morning gabfest, “The View” and sales of the $148.00 dress went through the roof!

In fact the store where Michelle Obama bought the off-the-rack dress, (that’s right I said off-the-rack dress not designer or haute coute dress!) “White House/Black Market” reported that women were literally snatching it up left and right and if you were in their way you would have been trampled!

This occurrence truly shows the gravity of the power of fashion.

And when I say power, I mean POWER!

Alot of people underestimate just how powerful a “cute article of clothing” can be.

But intuitive women like Michelle Obama don’t.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Cute Clothing.

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Like Rock N' Roll, Celebrity Circus and American Idol are here to stay!
06.21.08 (3:59 pm)   [edit]

If the 1970’s tv shows, “The Gong Show” and “Dance Fever” were to come on the air today and with Hollywood remaking retro tv shows like crazy you know damn well you’ll be seeing “Gong Show 2009″ and “Celebrity Dance Fever” very soon on your digitally enhanced screen.

For the simple fact that reality tv shows are here to stay!!!

Especially the ones with 3 judges because let’s face it everybody loves this formula.

You have one goody two shoes judge who tells contestants they were good when in fact they sucked, one heavy-set judge who says the word, “dog” alot and one judge who tells it like it is and likes to rip contestants new a-holes.

With a reality tv formula like that you can’t go wrong!

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Reality Tv Is Here To Stay!

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Roger Ebert and the National Enquirer have something in common, Yuck!
06.20.08 (11:14 am)   [edit]

The National Enquirer otherwise known as that bastion of literary excellence!

(Loud-Ass Snicker!)

The creme de la creme of supermarket tabloids!

(Again, loud-ass snicker!)

Is actually doing something even more stupid than usual, if you can believe that!

Are ya’ll sittin’ down?

Get this ya’ll.

The National Enquirer is giving reviews of tv shows!

(Again, loud-ass snicker!)

Check this out.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on National Enquirer.

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HEATWAVES ARE NOT ONLY HARD ON US BUT THEY ARE ALSO BAD FOR BUSINESS AND THE ECONOMY!
06.11.08 (4:20 pm)   [edit]

Meterologists say that whenever you have 3 or more consecutive days of 90 degree weather, that’s a heatwave baby!

And for the past 4 days in Portsmouth New Hampshire (Saturday-Tuesday) and other states around the country that’s exactly what we’ve been having!

A heatwave baby!

And it has been, excuse my french, unfuckingunbearable!

With or without air conditioning.

I mean a person can’t stay inside forever, they have to go outdoors sometime.

I personally have been suffering because of this oppressive heat and I know that alot of other people have been suffering too. (I really feel extra sorry for children and the elderly during heatwaves.)

But I bet you your bottom dollar and I do mean dollar that the economy has been suffering too right along with the rest of us because of this heatwave in the form of:

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Heatwave!

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Number One on John McCain's Bucket List: Choose a Substantially Younger Running Mate!
06.10.08 (4:37 pm)   [edit]

Now that the circus has left town (i.e. The Democrats finally have a nominee) the real showdown can begin. McCain vs. Obama for the Presidency of the United States.

But before we can really and truly get down to the nitty-gritty, the American voting public has got to know one thing. Who will be McCain’s and Obama’s partner-in-crime. (i.e. Possibly the new Veep of the U.S.)

Although I am curious about who both men will pick, i’m extra, extra, extra curious about John McCain’s choice for the simple discriminatory fact that he’s 71 years old.

And people don’t hate me for saying this but let’s keep it real, if elected this senior citizen could kick the bucket at anytime during his tenure. (Although to continue keeping it real, so could Barack Obama because let’s face it when it’s our time to meet our maker it’s our time but John McCain’s chances of meeting his maker soon are through the f-ing roof!)

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Kick the Bucket.

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Would You Destroy Your Life For $500,000 On The Reality Tv Show, The Moment Of Truth?
06.06.08 (10:02 am)   [edit]

Have you ever stolen medicine out of another person’s cabinet for recreational purposes?

Have you ever had sex with any of your friends wives?

Do you blame your father for ruining your childhood?

Do you think that your best friend has the chops to make it as a professional musician?

The above are just some of the questions that have been asked on Fox Tv’s hit reality show, “The Moment of Truth.”

This tv show is not only highly controversial but highly entertaining (I know, i’m going to hell for saying that!) mostly because I am not a contestant, family member or friend appearing on the show. So basically I can sit back and watch the mayhem ensue.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Moment of Truth!

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How Hollywood is still fickle about showing a guy's pickle!
06.05.08 (4:30 pm)   [edit]

Back in the day when a crew was shooting a porno and a guy’s penis was exposed you could immediately hear the word “pickle” shouted from every rooftop until that shot was erased.

With movies like “9 1/2 Weeks”and tv shows like “Sex in the City” shattering taboos on human sexuality there is one thing that has unfortunately remained unchanged.

And that’s Hollywood’s refusal to show “pickle” in mainstream Rated “R” movies.

And as a 38 heterosexual Black Female, I gotta’ say that’s a damn shame!

I mean, oh sure, we gotta’ glimpse of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “pickle” in the first “Terminator” movie and we got to see Richard Gere’s “pickle” in “American Gigolo” and thank you God, we got to see a snippet of Denzel Washington’s “pickle” in the movie, “Ricochet” but basically other than a scattering you really see little “pickle” in mainstream Rated “R” movies.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Pickle!

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Will NBC Dump Hulk Hogan From The Hit Reality Tv Show American Gladiators Because Of His Family's Controversial Comments?
06.05.08 (4:26 pm)   [edit]

Below is a partial transcript from the Nancy Grace show detailing the controversial comments made by Hulk Hogan and his family.

GRACE: Good evening, I`m Nancy Grace. I want to thank you for being with us. “Wrestlemania&rdquo ; and reality TV superstar Hulk Hogan is on the ropes. His 17 year old son Nick Hogan was involved in a disastrous drag racing crash leaving his 23-year-old friend, John Graziano left with brain damage. Hogan and family now caught on tape blaming the comatose victim, whining about the system, even scheming to make a buck off the whole thing by turning it into a reality TV show. I guess Hogan doesn`t know best.

(BEGIN AUDIO CLIP)

LINDA, HOGAN MOTHER: She`s not sad, she`s just acting angry like she just wants the money. John never meant anything to her or Ed. It`s just sad because I really appreciated you kids, and I just miss John and I miss you, too. And it`s, like, she`s not suffering. I am! I have the loss. She could give two (DELETED)

NICK HOGAN: I`m going to ask them, at least, because I`m in — I`m in maximum, I`m going to ask them to at least put me in a cell with, you know, like, maybe something with, you know, some bars where I could see some people or something.

HULK HOGAN: OK. All right. Don`t freak out.

NICK HOGAN: I don`t know. Like, if you could — if she could call the judge or something, just please ask them to put me on house arrest just so I can get out of here because this is the only place I can be in is here.

HULK HOGAN: OK, Bubba. I`m trying, all right? I`m trying.

NICK HOGAN: I know. I know. I know. Will you work on that reality deal for me and get that thing lined up so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it`s there, boom?

HULK HOGAN: Can you do it while you`re on probation?

NICK HOGAN: Yes. Of course.

HULK HOGAN: Yes. OK. You want to do it with Pink Sneakers or you want to do it with someone else?

NICK HOGAN: I want to do it where I`ll make the most money.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Hulk Hogan On The Ropes!

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