When I was about 1 block away from the backpack I started to relax but not before getting really pissed off at myself.

Sometimes I really don’t know what gets into me.

Although, if the truth be told I do know what got into me.

It was fear with a capital F.

Fear plain and simple.

Truthfully I got scared because of the following things:

-I thought that there could be a bomb or other type of explosive in that backpack.

-I was scared that some crazy terrorist from a foreign country had put a bomb in that abandoned backpack to make a statement against the United States and that I was toast.

To keep it real, i’m black enough. (I like my skin color just the way it is!) And I don’t need to get any blacker because of a bomb.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on 9/11 Fear!

Today $3.93 for a gallon of gas, tomorrow $3,930 for a gallon of gas!

I mean, when will this insanity stop!

When will gas prices return to an affordable price!

I mean, what the hell is an average American with a tiny-ass gas guzzling foreign car to do?

Hey average American, don’t fret!

Help is here!

I say if you can’t beat em’, join em’!

With gas prices being at an all time high, below are a few ridiculous solutions on how to solve the current gas problem.

-Go to the upcoming Democratic and Republican Conventions. Be sure to bring a couple of hundred canning jars with you and load up on all of the gas coming out of the politicians mouths. (This particular kind of gas can be very lethal and extra potent!)

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Gas Prices are Ridiculous!

Last night, the reality tv show, “Living Lohan” premiered on the “E” channel.

Here are some of the forgettable highlights:

-Dina Lohan (a.k.a. Lindsay’s momager) revealed to the world that she reads the tabloids everyday to see if there are any false stories about her children in it. (So basically this bitch reads, the National Enquirer twenty-four seven and has her attorney on speed dial!)

-The Lohan family lives in Long Island New York. (Loud-ass yawn!)

-Nana (a.k.a. Lindsay’s grandmother) is constantly hounded by the paparazzi. (Again, loud-ass yawn!)

-14 year old (although this kid looks about 19 years old) Ali Lohan (a.k.a. Lindsay’s baby sister) revealed to the world that she is working on her first album which incidentally would have never happened if she wasn’t related to Lindsay Lohan. This snot-nosed brat would be paying her dues in the music industry just like everybody else but there is something to be said about nepotism in Hollywood. (Shame on you Ali, for riding your nasty-ass famous sister’s coattails! Hey kid, your 14 years old, you’re old enough to know better! If not, that’s your job Dina! Oh wait a minute I forgot, you don’t have a “real” job nor have to get one because you live off of your famous kid!)

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Bad Parenting!

2026, a number that was so close for John McCain to obtain (Hey, that rhymes! Cool!), but a number so damn far for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to obtain.

Dammit!

I hate to say it but at this rate by the time either Hillary or Barack has enough delegates to win the Democratic nomination and run up against Republican John McCain, the 2008 presidential election will be over!

But on the bright and sunny side, at least the Democrats will already have a presidential candidate ready to run up against a Republican in the 2012 presidential election!

To finish reading the rest of this article please click on Loud Scream!

On a recent episode of Bravo’s hit reality tv show, “Top Chef” one of the elimination challenges was called “Wedding Wars.”

For this challenge the chefs were divided into two teams. One team cooked a meal for the groom and the other team cooked a meal for the bride.

To make a short story even shorter, the team who cooked the meal for the bride ended up winning and Nikki Cascone, a chef on the groom’s team was eliminated from the show.

I am now going to put my 2 cents in.

To finish reading the rest of this article please click on 2 cents.

Hey!

Am I the only person in the United States of America who didn’t know that there was a Vice Presidential Mansion?

I feel so dumb!

I feel so left out!

I’m really hurt!

To think that I had to hear about this interesting fact on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno while he was telling a joke!

How come they didn’t teach this stuff back in the 70’s when I was in elementary school!

Damn catholic schools!

Why am I always the last to know things!

Why couldn’t I have read it in a text book in school just like everybody else!

Why must I always be left out of the loop!

I’m really hurt!

In fact, i’m devastated!

I just hope I have the fortitude to finish writing this story.

(Okay Tina, enough of this pity party, you can do it! Channel your emotions and finish writing this story! Okay?)

(Okay!)

P.S. I was briefly talking to myself but that’s over with now and i’m talking to you.

Anyhoo back to the show!

I mean, I knew that the Vice President lived somewhere, I knew the guy wasn’t exactly homeless or anything but I never thought that he had his own OFFICIAL residence!

To finish reading the rest of my story please click on Cheney’s Digs!

Like alot of political wives before her, Cindy McCain has done alot of stupid things.

To name a few:

-Failing to release her and her husband’s tax returns like all of the other presidential candidates and their spouses have done thus looking like her and her husband have something to hide (which they probably do!) plus also fueling the fires that she is nothing more than a privileged elitist rich bitch which is a name that the majority of Democrats call her behind her badly dressed back.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Bottled Blonde.

Oh rock n’ roll gods, say it ain’t so!

Say it!

I said say it!

(I’m like totally all up in your face!)

Say it! Say it! Say it!

At this time, I would like to send a shout out to the late Sam Kinison!

Hey Sam, I really miss your comedic genius not to mention all that kick-ass shouting you used to do oh so well!

White brother, you are truly missed!

Anyhoo back to the show!

I couldn’t believe it!

I still can’t believe it!

A couple of nights ago, I wish I hadn’t seen what I had seen!

But unfortunately I did and I just want to go straight to rock n’ roll heaven and die!

A couple of nights ago, I saw the worst thing that a rock n’ roll fan could ever truly see.

People, brace yourselves!

(I’m crying right now!)

Boo hoo hoo!

I saw one of the greatest songs of the rock n’ roll era used in a cheesy-ass commercial!

Sacrilege!

To finish reading the rest of this story please click on Meatloaf.

In less than a year after 16 years on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno will gracefully step down as host of the popular late night talk show.

Enter Conan O’Brien.

EWWW!

Hey! Is there anybody else out there who is just as repulsed by this change as I am?

(I doubt it!)

I love you Jay Leno!

Conan O’Brien, you suck!

NBC, you guys and gals are such morons! Couldn’t you have found a better late night talk show host than Conan O’Brien? Pathetic! But I digress.

But if the truth be told, my favorite late night talk show host was probably Arsenio Hall because he was young, hip, wore crazy-ass suits and had the “dog pound.”

WUF! WUF! WUF!

But again I digress.

Let’s face it, Conan O’Brien is no Jay Leno!

To be honest the brother isn’t even Jimmy Kimmel on a bad day, but again I digress.

To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Jay don’t go!