Question: Should Tom Cruise go onto Oprah again?
My answer: Hell yeah!
At this time, I would like to send a shout out to Gretchen Wilson and to all of those redneck girls like her “keepin’ it country!”
Cause she’s a redneck woman
She ain’t no high class broad
She’s just a product of her raisin’
And she says “hey y’all” and “yee haw”
And she keeps her Christmas lights on, on her front porch all year long
And she knows all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here’s to all her sisters out there keepin’ it country
Let her get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls just like her
Hell Yeah!
Hell Yeah!
I said, hell yeah!
Sing it, country girl!
God, I just love that song, Redneck Woman!
Anyhoo, back to the show.
Alot of people think that after making a total jackass of himself the last time that he went onto Oprah that he should NEVER appear on her talk show again but I totally disagree.
I personally think that Tom Cruise should not only go onto Oprah but any talk show that he wants to.
I mean just as long as Tom doesn’t do any of the following things, homeboy will be just fine.
P.S. I’m calling Tom a homeboy because his adopted son, Connor is Black thereby giving him some street cred in the Black community.
Anyhoo, back to the show.
-As long as Tom doesn’t jump on a couch, chair, ottoman, canopy bed or trampoline for the rest of his life on Oprah or any other talk show, homeboy will be just fine.
-As long as Tom doesn’t dance around in neon-yellow granny panties to Bob Seger’s, “Old Time Rock n’ Roll” on Oprah, homeboy will be just fine.
To finish reading the rest of my article please click on Tom Cruise is just Crazy!
