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Sara Bareilles is one selfish bitch! Just write him a damn love song, today!
03.27.08 (4:03 pm)   [edit]

Love Song lyrics by Sara Bareilles 

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin',
Imma need a better reason
To write you a love song today (today)

I just don't understand it.  Why can't she write him a love song because he asked for one or because he needs one.  Those seem like good enough reasons.  I'll tell ya' that Sara Bareilles is one selfish bitch!  Hey honey, write the man a damn love song already!  Jeez! 

 

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George "Dubya" Bush and Dan Quayle had Rapper Ice-T's "Cop Killer", What will Obama, Clinton and McCain have?
03.27.08 (3:41 pm)   [edit]

With the 2008 presidential election only a couple of months away, I wonder if there is still time for a major controversy to arise like the “Cop Killer” controversy did back in 1992 that either the Democratic nominee or the Republican nominee can latch onto and take advantage of.

To read more of this article please click on the link below.

"Cop Killer" Controversy

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Do you think the new president should take his or her ass to church?
03.24.08 (4:32 pm)   [edit]

Question: Do you think the new president should take his or her ass to church?
Please let me know what you think.

To read an article on the subject please click on the link below.

Please Mr. or Madam President, go to church!

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Adultery is Out for Eliot Spitzer & His Hooker, Adultery is In for Nico & Kirby on Lipstick Jungle!
03.24.08 (4:11 pm)   [edit]
Define irony!

If Eliot Spitzer were an older female having an extramarital affair with a hot young guy half her age, he probably would still be in office.

To read more of this story please click on the link below.

Adultery is sooo in baby!

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TOP TEN REASONS TO BE GLAD AL SHARPTON ISN'T RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!
03.20.08 (4:59 pm)   [edit]

Number 10: If you are a White person and don’t vote for him, basically you are a racist.

Number 4: If he catches you buying a can of green olives at the supermarket basically you are a racist because you didn’t do the Reverend Jeremiah “Wright” thing and buy the black olives.

To read the rest of this article please click on the following link.

Al Sharpton is sooo gross! 

 

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First Lady Bill Clinton, Do You Think He Can Do The Job?
03.15.08 (4:22 pm)   [edit]
Being a former president, let’s face it, Bill Clinton has experience with first ladies not to mention White House interns, cigars, blue dresses and ugly women in general.

But I digress.

To read more of this article please click on the link below.

Bill Clinton would make a mighty fine First Lady and you know it!

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SECRETS TO PATRIOTS UNDEFEATED SEASON REVEALED!
03.12.08 (4:53 pm)   [edit]
New England Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady told reporters today that the secret to their winning season was his team's daily high-fiving of each other while their 13 foot talking voodoo doll of LA Galaxy soccer star, David Beckham chants, "In America, i'm a soccer player not a footballer like Tom Brady!"
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TOP 5 REASONS WHY ST. PATRICK'S DAY is the BEST HOLIDAY EVER!
03.03.08 (4:01 pm)   [edit]

Number Four: Once a year while baking St. Patrick's Day cookies you get to hear your 80 year old grandmother sing the song, 'I Smell Sex and Candy' while her nasty false teeth and humongous left boob repeatedly fall into the Bailey's Irish Cream infused cookie dough. To read the rest of the list please click on the link below.

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Shopping Nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03.03.08 (3:54 pm)   [edit]
It was magic! I was in a swanky department store looking at row after row of beautiful sweaters unfortunately before I could buy a couple of them, I woke up! Talk about a shopping nightmare!
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