If you were to have a sleepover with some of your thirty-something friends in addition to pigging-out on cheesecake and double-fudge chocolate icecream, freezing your mother's best pair of gynormous granny panties and taking out the pom-poms and dancing around to Toni Basil's 1980's classic cheerleader song, Mickey you could also go outside and skip rope while singing "Cinderella, dressed in yellow, went upstairs to kiss her fellow, she made a mistake and kissed a snake, how many doctors will it take 1-2-3-4-5."

DILEMMA: What if after the fifth doctor, the jump rope suddenly breaks, what are a bunch of drunk out of their mind thirty-something women trying to re-live their childhood to do?

SOLUTION: The answer is not only easy breezy but sooo 2007. Simply go into the house and disconnect your computer's network cables and use them to jump rope with. Easy breezy! For more fun, sneak into your neighbor's house and borrow some of their network cables so you and your friends can double dutch jump rope! And don't forget to toilet paper the outside of your neighbor's house, put toothpaste all over their toilet seats and put shaving cream into their Cool Whip container.

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What is Shoeacidal?

Extreme depression suffered by a woman, gay male or metrosexual over seeing a cute pair of shoes that would look great on them but unfortunately can't buy them because they are too expensive or they are broke. This depression often leads to thoughts of ending their life when in reality there's no chance in hell that these individuals would ever harm themselves. These individuals are simply being melodramatic over not being able to buy themselves a cute pair of shoes that they desperately want.

Hey California gals, do you have over 1,000 pairs of cute shoes in your closet and 50 more on layaway and are a little bit strapped for cash, if so, try obtaining a California Mortgage Refinance.

Foot Flirting is a fun form of communication between a man and a woman where a woman uses her feet to arouse or express a sexual or romantic interest in a man.

WHAT DO I NEED TO FOOT FLIRT?

-Flattering Feet
This is a must! To obtain “flattering feet” simply make sure that your toenails are clipped and your feet are clean, pumiced and moisturized! Wearing nail polish is optional but if you do decide to wear it, remember to choose a color of nail polish that compliments your skin tone. If you can’t find a color of nail polish that you like or you are a woman who simply doesn’t like to polish her toenails, compromise by wearing a clear glossy nail polish to give your toes some shiny pizazz! A simple toe ring or tasteful ankle bracelet can also be worn to draw added attention to your feet.

-Flattering Footwear
High-heeled shoes are a must! They should make a lot of noise when you walk in order to draw added attention from your man. Your shoes should be sandalesque and show your toes, or they should be backless. If you absolutely have to wear flats, make sure that they show your toes and are backless as well. Basically, you should be able to slip your feet out of the shoes effortlessly. Remember to choose fun colors like red or pink although a cute pair of basic black shoes can be just as effective.

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No offense, but I am so damn tired of grocery and drug stores asking their customers if they would like to contribute a $1.00 or some of their change to various charities. Today, I went to Brooks Pharmacy to buy a couple of bars of soap, a bottle of flavored water and two bags of Boston baked beans. While I was standing in line waiting to be rung up the cashier asks the customer in front of me if he would like to contribute some money to a children's charity that I can't remember the name of. The customer contributed $1.00. No offense, but I got pissed off because all I wanted to do was pay for my items and go. Right now, I don't have any extra money to spare and I didn't appreciate having to tell the cashier "no, I didn't want to contribute to the children's charity that they were collecting for" and I certainly didn't appreciate the look of disapproval on the cashier's face. Don't get me wrong, I donate money every once in a while to a worthwhile charity and i'm all for donating to charities for worthwhile causes but the way some of these charities ask for money really bugs me! With the exception of me, the way people were donating money to the children's charity at Brooks Pharmacy they'll probably need a coin sorter just for all of the change.

Chicago, IL In a bizarre twist of events, 29 year old Juice Newton was disqualified from the hit reality tv show, Top Fast Food Chef for adding a forbidden special ingredient to all of the fast food dishes that he prepared. "In direct violation of The Fast Food Code of Ethics, Newton added heaping teaspoons of Jheri Curl Activator to all of his recipes which gave him an unfair advantage over the other contestants." said Chef Leopold Screwy, owner of Screwy's Chewy Burgers and Spuds. The restaurant where the competition is being held. Screwy is also one of the judges of the hit reality tv show competition.

It's so weird! I just moved to Providence Rhode Island a week ago and I have yet to see one McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell or Pizza Hut! And that scares me! To me, a city really isn't civilized unless it has a couple of greasy fast food places strategically placed all over. I wonder what's going on! I keep wondering if I will ever see a rude pimply-faced teenager in an oversized triangle-shaped paper hat and plastic gloves ask me if they can take my order and completely screw it up. I'm praying like crazy that I do!

Oh, by the way, in a completely unrelated matter, if you need a California mortgage refinance , try The Funding Shop.

Conductive elastomer material is available in sheet form. (Just like fruit roll-ups! I just loved strawberry fruit roll-ups, they were the best! In the early 1980's when I was a kid I could eat eight of them in one sitting! I wonder if they still make fruit roll-ups anymore? Anyhoo, back to the show.)

This material is able to meet most requirements with the standard sizes and thicknesses. (When I read this sentence I think of the male anatomy and condoms. Anyhoo, back to the show.)

All standard silicon sheets are available with a thin non-conductive pressure sensitive adhesive backing. (Again when I read this sentence I think of the male anatomy and condoms that stick to the wall. Anyhoo, back to the show.)

It's hard to believe that this blog entry is about RFI shielding made by NEDC Fabricating Solutions! I thought it was about something else!

When it comes to cookware , why is there so much discrimination? For instance, why are there only "Dutch" ovens? What about having some "African" Ovens or "New Delhi" Ovens? Why does it always have to be about the people from the Netherlands?

Why are there only "chafing" dishes? Why can't there be some "soothing" dishes or some "relief" dishes? Why do people only buy dishes that irritate? Why can't people buy dishes that make you feel better and provide some emotional strength?

Why is there so much discrimination in cookware?