It's official: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are cohabiting. On April 15 the couple of one year braved a nor'easter to move into their two-bedroom condo in Manhattan's new Atelier building. (Condo hotels are nice!)"Nick carried the huge boxes while Vanessa helped with the small ones," a source tells PEOPLE. "They were soaked." (Rapper Eve also lives in the high-rise, which has a basketball court and indoor pool.) Reps would not confirm reports that Minnillo has also moved into Lachey's Bel Air pad. The move is just the latest sign that Lachey, 33, and Minnillo, 26, are getting serious. Last month, the TRL host told PEOPLE she couldn't wait to be a mom one day. "I want to bring three boys up to be good men in this world and then one little girl." She said. "I always say I want three boys and a girl but at the end of the day I just want healthy kids." Asked about Lachey, she said her beau "is a nice guy. He's in the studio recording right now [in] L.A., Nashville, New York. All over, with something for everyone to look out for." What is it about them that clicks? "I think the thing that makes it work is our privacy."

COME ON VANESSA!  The reason why you click with Nick Lachey is that you know what's inside of a can of Chicken of the Sea and Jessica Simpson doesn't.

Hey married fishermen!  Before you go fishing or go out to buy some fishing tackle, consider purchasing a mood ring for the missus.  Why?  Read the funny fishing story below.

"Jim" boug ht his wife a mood ring so that he could tell when she was in a good mood for him to ask if he could go fishing. When she is in a good mood, the ring is a pretty light green that matches the color of her eyes. When she's not, the ring leaves a little red mark right in the middle of his forehead.

The 27oz. Sport Bottle with Level 2 Filter which can be bought on Purewater2go.com is perfect for those individuals who want to make toilet water into lemonade!
$15.95 

The 27oz filter bottle is larger and much better for longer trips without having to refill. This sport bottle is made from strong and durable plastic that will last for many years with repeated use. This water bottle filter will also treat up to 80 gallons of drinking water, approximately 3 months of use under normal conditions. It removes chlorine, bad taste and odor, as well as a significant proportions of heavy metals, including Lead, Mercury, and Copper. Works great in standard bicycle racks and car holders. Simply fill bottle with water and drink. Bottle will filter the water as you drink!!

Do you have concerns that your phone company is charging you more than you agreed to for your 1-900 and psychic hotline phone calls?  Do you need help in determining what is being charged?  Is so, either try contacting a telecom consulting firm or try to find out this information yourself by following each employee of AT&T, Bell South, Sprint, MCI, and Verizon around for 2 weeks wearing a Sherlock Holmes outfit while driving a candy-red ferrari at 120 m.p.h.  Remember, your main goal is to be completely anonymous .

Celine Dion’s Las Vegas concert extravaganza at Caesars Palace will close on Dec. 15, 2007 after a nearly five-year run.  “As we prepare ourselves to say goodbye, I know this will be the best year yet,” Dion said in a statement Thursday outlining production changes for the show’s final year.  The Grammy award-winning singer, who signed a three-year, $100 million contract, started the splashy gig, titled “A New Day,” in March 2003. The run was later extended through 2007.

News Story Correction:  The year 2008 will be Las Vegas' best year because Celine will no longer be singing!  Yeah!  Everybody say P-A-R-T-Y! 

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE:  The Las Vegas real estate owned by Celine Dion will go up for sale on January 1, 2008 but not before it has been extensively fumigated to get rid of all traces of this lame singer's scent and presence.

Tenuate is a prescriptive appetite suppressant which is advertised to promote weight loss through the reduction of hunger. In order to obtain Tenuate a consumer must receive a written authorization from their doctor. Typically, doctors only prescribe this drug for a patient who is extremely overweight and feel overeating is the leading cause of the problem.

Although, baby Dannilynn has none of these problems yet, she probably will once she's old enough to do some research on her mom, her dad, Howard K. Stern and Vergie Arthur.

Question:  How do you pretend that you are not bored in a video conferencing meeting?  I mean, what do you do?  I mean, it's not like you can play your asteroid game on your cell phone, twiddle your thumbs, play with your rubik's cube or play footsie under the table with a cute co-worker because you'll most likely be seen not only by all of your co-workers but by the boss.  I guess the only thing that a bored person in a video conference can do is to drink lots of coffee with horseradish and wheat germ so that they can excuse themselves to go to the bathroom where they can not only take a good 5 to 10 minute catnap but also take a good 30 to 45 minute crap.

Poor Kevin Federline!  Poor, poor baby!  This poor little baby only got one million dollars in his divorce settlement from Britney Spears!  Poor, poor baby!  NOT!!!!!!!!!  This loser ought to thank his lucky stars for even getting that much from Britney Spears!  Let's face it, this guy was not headed for greatness.  The only thing that this guy was headed for was a long-term stint as a janitor at McDonalds or if he was lucky a clerk at an electronic check processing place in Beverly Hills. 

If you are trying to build some upper body strength, try lifting a couple of grandfather clocks to really build up those bicepts.  Trust me guys, nothing packs on more muscles than lifting a couple of grandfather clocks three times a day. For maximum effect, try lifting a couple of grandfather clocks in sets of ten.  And just watch, in no time flat you'll have a body that the governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will be jealous of. 

Question:  Does your hair look worse than Donald Trump's due to having your head stuck in a toilet from three hours of non-stop vomiting because of those 26 margaritas that you had the night before?  To get rid of a pesky hangover, try one of my tried and true hangover cures.  Try eating a bowl of clam chowder mixed with a bloody mary then go back to sleep. Trust me, after consuming this concoction you will awake in an hour feeling sicker than you could have possibly imagined but at least you got some good hooch out of it which is the most important thing.