Britney Spears, let me give you a reality check, literally.  Checking in and out of Promises Rehabilitation Center is no way to kick your alcohol and drug problem.  Britney, there are some things that can be done in one day like getting hair extensions put in or shaving your head but unfortunately kicking an alcohol or drug problem is not one of them.  Britney use your head, now that you have more of it because you are bald, and check into a drug rehab center and stay there for awhile.  P-L-E-A-S-E!

I always wondered if Michelangelo were alive today and he had to do a touch-up job on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel would he charge the pope for the painting costs?  If I were him, I would.  No offense to the pope or anything but he gets practically everything in life for free so I figure it won't hurt his wallet if he has to ante up for a couple of cans of passion purple or angel white paint.

It's always a mystery to me when celebrities who have a hit tv show or movie under their belt  decide to temporarily ditch their bread and butter to become recording artists.  For example, take David Soul, he played Hutch, the blonde cop on the tv show Starsky & Hutch.  (Speaking of hutches, check out some cool ones at Powell Furniture)  David recorded one of the dumbest and sappiest songs known to man called "Don't Give Up On Us Baby" and all I really want to know is, why David why? Why don't you stick to your bread and butter?

Gals, here are two of my favorite weight loss tips: If you really want to lose weight consider cutting off all of your hair and going bald. Gals, I know that it is not the sexiest or most feminine look but who cares! The important thing is that it will take at least two pounds off of your hips! Also consider wearing no make-up. Eye shadow, eyeliner, lipstick and blush can add over 30 pounds to a female's body. If you think i'm lying, I want you to go to the search engine, Google and enter the name, Tammy Faye Bakker-Messner and you'll see that I am telling the truth.

Hey Danny Devito, do you have a migraine headache that you desperately want to get rid of before your appearance on the tv show, "The View?" Do you also need a coffee fix so that you can appear to look sober because you got hammered on 10 limoncellos while partying all night with George Clooney? Danny, kill two birds with one stone and buy a bottle of Fioricet! This pain reliever alleviates migraine headaches and contains caffeine. Trust me Danny, Fioricet is just what you need after your drunken Bush-bashing rant on the tv show, "The View." Danny, what you also need is a good publicist and a good lawyer!

There are some things in life that you never want to mix up and two of those things are supplements and suppositories. The number one reason is that you take each of them at different ends of the body. For example, vaginal suppositories are inserted into the rectum while an energy supplement is inserted into the mouth. Gee whiz, can you imagine the consequences if you mixed these two up! Gross!

In April 2003 when N'Sync was still lukewarm, Chris Kirkpatrick purchased a three-story home in the community of Vizcaya in Orlando, Florida. Chris' home is worth roughly 1.5 million and includes six bedrooms, four and 1/2 bathrooms, and a lagoon-style swimming pool. Well Chris since N'Stink, sorry, I mean N'Sync is no more and has gone bye, bye, bye and so has alot of the money that you earned, you and the rest of your bandmates except Justin Timberlake might want to pool your money and purchase a couple of beautiful Orlando Town Homes to give yourselves the appearance of looking successful. Maybe then a record company will have the courage to touch you guys.

In the seventies, I went to a catholic elementary and junior high school.  One of the worst experiences of my catholic childhood was eating communion wafers. To me, they were and still are the nastiest tasting food ever invented.  I don't know if it was just our school and church who always seemed to have the stalest, cardboardiest, blandest communion wafers on the planet or if it was a universal thing.  During my first communion ceremony I almost threw up on my beautiful white striped dress, one of the many first communion gifts that I received from my parents, because the communion wafer tasted so bad that I had trouble swallowing it and keeping it down.  I wish that someone would come up with a tasty communion wafer recipe.  If you do, I would be eternally grateful!