One of my favorite films of all time is The Original Kings Of Comedy which is a stand-up comedy film featuring comedians, Steve Harvey, D.L. Hughley, Cedric the Entertainer and Bernie Mac. It was filmed in front of an audience in Charlotte North Carolina. The film was awesome! They all were so funny! None of the other comedians outshoned the other, they were all equally brilliant! So if you are looking for a good laugh, I highly recommend renting the dvd of this movie! I also highly recommend staying the hell away from the dvd of The Queens of Comedy which starred Adele Givens, Laura Hayes, Mo'Nique and Sommore! This film totally sucked!

Keri Russell, who starred in TV’s “Felicity”, she portrayed a spirited college student for four years, is expecting her first child this summer. (Keri will need baby shower invitations!)  Russell and contractor Shane Deary, both 30, became engaged last year, said Jill Fritzo, the actress’ publicist. No wedding date has been set which means that Deary hasn't signed the prenuptial agreement yet.  (Keri will need baby shower invitations!)  Possible baby shower gifts for Keri: Doll with long curly hair, Children's Safety Scissors, Doll with extremely short curly hair and an "Etch A Sketch" with the words "Your TV Show Has Been Cancelled Because You Cut Off Your Long Curly Hair!" (Keri will need baby shower invitations!) 

Here's a winter tip:  Don't use your outdoor hot tub in the middle of a blizzard!  First of all, this is just plain stupid! Second of all, if I pay a couple of grand for an outdoor hot tub you had better believe that I am not going to do anything to cause it to break down which using it in the middle of a blizzard would certainly do!  If it did break down i'd be on the phone lickety-split hiring the best power supply repair known to man!  Third of all, there is such a thing called an indoor bath tub which really can be just as effective, so use some common sense and don't use your outdoor hot tub in the middle of a blizzard!

I am a big city girl and will always be a big city girl.  When I think of a small town, I think of crooked sheriffs, no cable tv, a place where everybody knows your business and one real estate  office, like ellijay real estate, that has a monopoly on all of the housing in the town.  But when I think of a big city, I think of crime, dingy buildings, inconsiderate people, bumper-to-bu mper traffic and rats and it puts a big smile on my face!  Give me a big city over a small town anyday! And after reading the reasons why I prefer a big city, I know that a lot of people from small towns are saying, "Give me a small town over a big city anyday!"

Are there any male painters out there who actually own a pair of pants that stay up?  I don't know if it is just me but every time I hire a painter or a friend hires a painter I end up seeing way more than I ever wanted to see when they bend over.  I wish choosing a painter was as easy as picking paint colors because I am really getting sick and tired of seeing hairy butt crack. I mean, come on!  Don't these guys have a wife or a mirror? 

College Kids: I know that during mid-terms, exams and finals you may need a little something extra to keep you going. Instead of turning to cocaine or 90 bottles of Mountain Dew try this Energy Drink. It not only boosts your energy but increases your concentration which is what every college student taking mid-terms, exams and finals needs to get good grades.

A tip for doctors: Please take the time to warm-up the stethoscopes before you use them on your patients. From patient to doctor, there is nothing worse than having an icy cold piece of steel pressed up against your back or heart. Even though this procedure usually only takes a few seconds, these few seconds can feel like a few years!

Gals, here's a tip for taking medicine: Female patients should consult a doctor before taking a new pain reliever like Generic Ultram and ask one important question.  The question that a female should always ask before taking a new pain reliever is if taking this medicine will c ause her to grow long black hair between her fingers. If the consulting doctor says, "yes", then she should stay the hell away from it!