It is true that the "fire" die t which requires a person to consume 24 pints of five alarm chili, 52 jalapeno peppers, 86 bottles of hot sauce, 114 bags of blazin' barbecue potato chips topped off by drinking 173 bottles of grain alcohol while wearing one of those tacky aluminum foil-like sauna suits sets your stomach on fire and ultimately causes you to make several trips to the bathroom to relieve yourself at both ends ultimately resulting in the loss of 70 pounds of your body fat and internal organs. But for me, a diet like that is a tad bit extreme.  I would try this Free Diet instead.  Although I do have to admit, the "fire" diet does have its advantages like producing fast weight loss results in addition to letting you eat large portions, which is a definite plus.  And let's be honest, what other diet out there today can cleanse you out like the "fire" diet can. 

Misty Water-Colored Kiddie Memories Of The Way You Were, And Are Now:  Chronic headaches because your son knocked you upside the head with a baseball bat when you tried to teach him how to swing a bat.  Thanks, Tramadol!  Perp etual groin problems due to your two-year-old kicking the hell out of you with those hard white shoes with the metal bells on them!  Thanks, Tramadol!  A Sagging & throbbing butt from all of those boring plays that you had to attend and sit on those cold, flat fold-up chairs because the school was too cheap to invest in a few cushions.  Thanks, Tramadol! 

Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 16) A Tip for the Gals: Ladies, if you accidentally knock your boyfriend's diet pills into the toilet, don't replace them with Spree, Smarties and Sweettart candies! Trust me Ladies, nothing pisses off a guy who is trying to lose that "spare tire" around his waist more than adding more "junk to his trunk!" Ladies, I know that alot of you out there really like a guy with a "big ass" but just because you like "big ass" doesn't necessarily mean that your boyfriend likes his "big ass"! Next time Ladies, be considerate! Let your boyfriend decide how big his ass should be! And by the way, the next time you knock what your boyfriend calls "the Best Diet Pills in the world" into the toilet and need to quickly replace them, think LOW-CAL! DUH!

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