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| Where can I buy a can of Spray-On Hair? |
| 11.30.06 (10:18 pm) [edit] |
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Hey! Whatever happened to those cheesy spray-on hair infommercials that used to come on at 3:00 am? I really miss them! Those infommercials were the best cure for insomnia and depression. There's nothing that puts me to sleep faster or makes me laugh harder than to see a bald guy covering his huge bald spot with an aerosol can of fake hair made from god-knows-what! (Try this hair-raising alternative instead http://www.fellermedical.com) Whatever happened to that stuff? I decided to take it on myself to find out. With the invention of the internet, a person can find just about anything, and I did. There are a couple of places on the net like onlyhairloss.com that actually sell this stuff and aren't even embarrassed to admit it! Boy, do these people have guts! (Try this hair-raising alternative instead http://www.fellermedical.com) Anyhoo, if you are a person who is considering buying a can of spray-on hair, here are some helpful hints: 1. Stay away from heat! (If you live in Florida, California or Texas basically you are screwed!) 2. Try not to sweat! (Married Guys, when your girlfriend-on-the-side tells you that her menstrual period is 90 days late, try to remain calm!) 3. Don't run your fingers through your hair unless you are bored and want to make handprint pictures on the walls of your cubicle! 4. Stay the hell away from the ocean! (Remember the movie, Jaws!) (Try this hair-raising alternative instead http://www.fellermedical.com)
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| Marilyn Monroe is Wrong! Onion Rings are a Girl's Best Friend! & Don't Cry for her Argentina: Rich Kid Barbara Bush gets ripped off! |
| 11.26.06 (6:37 pm) [edit] |
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To Marilyn Monroe, "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend." (Buy diamonds at http://www.abazias.com) But to me, "Onion Rings are a Girl's Best Friend" basically because they taste a whole lot better than diamonds do. I mean don't get me wrong, I know that there are probably some pretty good tastin' diamonds out there that I haven't tried yet but the diamonds that I have tried are all nasty and hard as a rock! Not to mention, could use a little seasoning salt. (Buy diamonds at http://www.abazias.com) When I pick out my engagement ring, I am going to buy the biggest and greasiest onion ring that I can find for my special day! Let's face it, a person only gets married once, so I am going to do it right and in style! When women see me walking down the street with a humongous onion ring on my finger, they are going to be so jealous of me because I am doing something that they subconsciously want to do but won't admit it. So instead of going with their hearts, they conform to what everybody else in the world does and wears a diamond ring instead of an onion ring on their special day. The fools! I SO PITY THE FOOLS! I REALLY REALLY REALLY PITY THE FOOLS! (And so does Mr. T!) (Buy diamonds at http://www.abazias.com) At this time, I would also like to send out some additional love to the best faux onion rings on the planet. "Hey Funyuns, what's up! I just wanted to tell you that I love you very much and if I can't find a decent onion ring to wear on my wedding day, you got the job! I love you very much and I also love you too Frito-Lay!" For more info on Funyuns, click on the following link. http://www.fritolay.com/fl/fl...
Barbara Bush was recently robbed of her cell phone and purse in Argentina while dining at a restaurant in Buenos Aires. Reporters asked her numerous questions on how she was coping with the loss and invasion of privacy. They also asked her if she would like to say anything to the thief who stole her purse and cell phone. Barbara nodded her head then bravely stood up on top of the shoulders of Mike Nelson, a three foot secret service agent who was assigned to protect her in Argentina, and said loudly. "Hey dude, is there anyway I could get back the naked pictures of me and my sister Jenna that I took on my cell phone?" Hey Barb, next time take a 2 week vacation to this hot spot without your cell phone! Orlando Vacation
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| Guys, Dating a Chick Like Nicole Ritchie Has It's Advantages! & Stop The Insanity Denise Richards! |
| 11.26.06 (4:53 pm) [edit] |
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Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 15) A Tip for the Guys: Guys, if you meet a skinny-ass chick like Nicole Ritchie on an online dating service like AmericanSingles.com and want to take her out to dinner at a fancy restaurant for your first date, RE-THINK THIS DECISION! http://www.free-online-single... Guys, there's nothing worse than taking a closet-bulimic to a swanky restaurant and have the chick excuse herself to go to the bathroom so that she can puke-up all that delicious food into the toilet. Guys, that's $150.00 dollars of your hard-earned money down the crapper! Literally! http://www.free-online-single... Guys, for Nicole Richie-like chicks, you got it made! All you have to do is go down to the nearest supermarket and grab a 24 pack of Kraft American Cheese Singles and invite her over to your apartment. The maximum cost for this date would be $5.00! And Guys, do you want to know what the best part is about dating skinny-ass chicks like Nicole Richie that you meet online at AmericanSingles.com? You get to eat twenty-three out of the twenty-four slices of cheese! Bon Appetite! http://www.free-online-single... Hey, do you want some great dating tips on how to meet the man or woman of your dreams, if so, click on Dating Tips at the Datechest Blog. Be sure to re-visit the blog periodically because it is updated regularly! Earlier this month, actress and temporary ornament of Charlie Sheen, DENISE RICHARDS had an altercation with the paparazzi at the River Rock Casino Resort in Vancouver Canada. In an attempt to protect herself, Richards hurled the paparazzi's laptops off a balcony which ultimately struck two elderly women innocently sitting in the lobby upside the head. Paramedics were called to the scene twelve hours later so that Richards had plenty of time to confer with her lawyer, publicist, stylist, psychic and personal assistant so that she could come up with a good excuse for knocking two elderly chicks upside the head with laptops. After Richard's posse came up with a suitable excuse, the elderly women were rushed to the nearest hospital. The elderly chicks were released from the hospital three hours later after only suffering minor brain damage. At the time of this post, the two elderly women are currently independent representatives of author and motivational speaker Susan Powter. They currently can be seen on any street corner in New York chanting, "Stop The Insanity! Bring Back The Draft! Stop The Insanity! Bring Back The Draft!" If you are looking for a nice place to stay where you won't get hit upside the head with a laptop, try Cary NC Real Estate.
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| Whatever Happened To Baby Jane Multiple Choice Question |
| 11.07.06 (11:37 pm) [edit] |
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The movie, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, starring Bette Davis and Joan Crawford: -Made Bette Davis, The Queen of Makeup (Tammy Faye Baker finished a close second, Geisha Girls finished in third place) -Made eating rats all the rage in 1962 -Made going "insane" a sure fire winner at the Oscars -Showed sibling rivalry at its finest -Showed that pairing two legendary and rival actresses in their 50's still sold box office tickets -Made me move out of my Hollywood mansion that I shared with my sister -Made me move into a nice three bedroom house in Des Moines Iowa which is far away from my sister. Cary NC Real Estate
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| Guys, don't let psycho Norman Bates come between you and your date! |
| 11.07.06 (9:43 pm) [edit] |
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Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 14) A Tip for the Guys: When planning a romantic getaway with that special lady, don't ever make a reservation at a motel named Bates! Guys, it doesn't matter if the beds in this motel are the most comfortable on the planet, the cuisine is cooked by Wolfgang Puck himself or that the motel is 100 feet away from the most beautiful white sand beach that you have ever seen. THE NAME OF THE MOTEL IS BATES!!! As in Norman Bates! From the Alfred Hitchcock movie, Psycho! The movie best known for Janet Leigh getting hacked up in the shower! Dude, wake up! You and your date would be spending the night at THE BATES MOTEL! Guys, no SANE woman would stay at The Bates Motel in her lifetime! And Guys, suggesting to your date that you should spend your romantic getaway at The Bates Motel may literally end your life time! Instead take her to a fun place like Orlando Florida and stay away from any motels in Orlando named Bates. A vacation in the Orlando beats staying at The Bates Motel hands down! Orlando offers its vacationers plenty of things to do and see, so Guys, go for it! For those Guys that I have talked out of taking their dates on a romantic getaway to the Bates Motel, thanks for listening to reason. For those Guys still determined to take their dates on a romantic getaway to The Bates Motel, I give my condolences and a big shout out to Norman Bates and his Mother! I luv Orlando Vacation! Hey, do you want some great dating tips on how to meet the man or woman of your dreams, if so, click on Dating Tips at the Datechest Blog. Be sure to re-visit the blog periodically because it is updated regularly!
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