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Guys, ALWAYS brush your teeth with Chocolate toothpaste before you kiss your date!
11.16.05 (5:04 pm)   [edit]
Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 10) A Tip for Guys:

Guys, always brush your teeth with Chocolate toothpaste before you kiss your date! Why, you ask? By brushing your teeth with Chocolate toothpaste before giving your date a kiss, you are buying yourselves one hell of an insurance policy! And that insurance policy clearly states THAT YOU WILL GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT IF YOU USE THIS PRODUCT. Guys, it is a well-known fact that Women LOVE chocolate, that they can't live without it, they crave it night and day!


Trust me Guys, once you lay a wet one on her, you'll need the jaws of life to pry her out of your mouth and your bed! Or off the sidewalk, or the backseat of your car, or wherever you decide to have sex.


P.S. Guys always carry around a tube of Chocolate toothpaste for emergencies and those spontaneous hook-ups. For more info on Chocolate toothpaste click on the link below.


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