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Warning! Guys, sometimes it's best to give your date a lightweight gift on your first date
09.13.05 (3:14 pm)   [edit]

Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 9)


A tip for Guys:


Give your date a unique gift on your first date that will separate you from the pack, but for god's sake, don't give your date a tuba! Although, it's the thought that counts, reality check! Giving your date a tuba on the first date is just plain wrong! Guys, as a female myself, I can't stress enough how much females love to drop crappy but heavy gifts on the feet of a man who just gave them a lame-ass gift! It not only makes a female's day, it makes their whole damn year!


Guys, do yourself a favor and give your date a unique but lightweight gift like a dozen strawberry roses from dotflowers.com! These roses are totally cool! They aren't roses in the traditional sense, they are actual strawberries that are dipped in chocolate (yummy!) and are set on stems with attached silk rose leaves and arranged just like real roses in a nice box with a bow tied around it.


Guys, I guarantee you that if you give your date a gift of strawberry roses your girlfriend or boyfriend will in return give you lots of sweet strawberry kisses all night long.


For more info on strawberry roses, click on the dotflowers.com link below.


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Part 2: Leave that Jerry Curl back in the 80's where it belongs!
09.08.05 (3:35 pm)   [edit]

Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 8)


Part 2: A tip for Black Men from a Black Woman:


Black Guys, do not spray Curl Activator on your Jerry Curl at a barbeque on your date! Curl Activator (i.e. greasy hair spray) is extremely flammable! If you were to accidently get some of it on an innocent picnicker, it could cause them to inadvertantly go up in flames if they pass a barbeque grill or light up a cigarette with a butane lighter! Think! Picnickers have families! Picnickers have families ready to whoop your ass if they lose a loved one, especially a loved one who is the main breadwinner in the family, due to a Jerry Curl Activator fire fatality!


Promote a safe environment for everyone at a barbeque and leave that bottle of Curl Activator at home!


Another reason, Black Guys, for you to not spray Curl Activator on your Jerry Curl at a barbeque on your date is that some of it may get on the food! Curl Activator tastes lousy on barbeque chicken, hot dogs, potato salad, and in a nice cold glass of kool-aid!


Trust me, I know! I've had a really good barbequed meal PURPOSELY spritzed with Curl Activator, it was horrible! (But on the bright side, it was the easiest meal that I have ever eaten in my life! The Curl Activator made everything so greasy, that the food practically glided down my throat!)

 

Hey, do you want some great dating tips on how to meet the man or woman of your dreams, if so, click on Dating Tips at the Datechest Blog.  Be sure to re-visit the blog periodically because it is updated regularly!

 

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Part 1: Leave that Jerry Curl back in the 80's where it belongs!
09.02.05 (3:22 pm)   [edit]

Dating Tips for Men and Women (Tip Number 7)


PART 1: A tip for Black Women from a Black Woman:


Black Ladies, DO NOT get a Jerry Curl perm four hours before your date! Trust me B-girls one of the biggest things that turns a hot horny Black guy off is to get a mouthful of nasty Jerry Curl juice when he is trying to give you a little neck suction! (i.e. a hickey) And B-girls I have to warn you that the stench of that new but nasty-ass Jerry Curl perm will have a Black guy running to a girl of another race faster than you can say, "I'm Sorry! What in the hell was I thinking getting this whack-ass-out-of-fashion- oil-slick perm put on my head four hours before my date!"


Fellow Sisters, Jerry Curls are so Creepy-Michael Jackson-1980's! And that is precisely where they should stay! Back in the 1980's with parachute pants, break-dancing, rat-tails, Dr. Ruth, swatch watches, the rubic cube, and Punky Brewster.

 

Hey, do you want some great dating tips on how to meet the man or woman of your dreams, if so, click on Dating Tips at the Datechest Blog.  Be sure to re-visit the blog periodically because it is updated regularly!

 

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